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8月30日 (搞笑)和英语有关的两篇文章1. Can you read this? Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. --- 2. English over German European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English". In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter. In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away. By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v". During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru. Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas. If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl. 据说懂德文的话会觉得更有意思。 5月2日 推荐歌曲1<<Walk in the air>> from CD Celtic Woman //背景歌曲不是这首,改天介绍. Lyric: 4月29日 前几天太忙了前几天太忙了, 昏天黑地的忙啊. 我的laptop都放在学校, 所以基本没怎么上网. 唉, 这个实验呢? 基本是失败的, 做为发光层的有机物降解太快, 所以测不出什么太有用的东西. 郁闷死了. 下周估计还得继续, 重新再做几次. 对了, google 推出calendar了, 很好用啊. 推荐之. 4月11日 一首西班牙歌放首歌作为背景音乐, 让大家郁闷一阵子, 哈哈... 004 by FERMIN IV 歌词: Me dedico a seguir pistas, rastros, en huellas digitales soy especialista,
4月10日 小鹿昨天晚上回家的路上,居然看到一头小鹿在街上游荡.老夫纵横江湖数十年,在街上见过狗,见过猫,见过鸟,见过的人更是比胡子还多,可就是没有见过鹿!! 那是晚上12点了,路上除了我没有其他人.远远的看到一只四只脚的影子,开始我还以为是条大狗,走近一看居然是一头小鹿,其实也不是很小,大约处于青春期吧,但是definitely不是成年,因为没有那么高.它看到我也不怕,慢悠悠的走到一家别墅前面的草坪里吃草.我在人家的篱笆外面看了它一会儿,它也朝我看,然后不屌,继续吃草... ... 后来,我从这边同学的嘴里听到了更多的稀奇事, 前几年, 歌德堡城郊野猪特多, 又不能杀, 赶跑了, 又会回来, 以至于都影响交通了. 而且以前有个同学就是因为开车撞了一头驯鹿, 结果人穿过挡风玻璃, 从正面飞出去了, 在医院小住了一段时间. 由于保护得好,chalmers校园里以前还出现过狼, wolves, of course ,are not welcome here.所以, 看来瑞典的动物过得比中国的民工还快乐啊. |
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